"Lord Bowser! A gift from Princess Peach! She said to open it next time you plan on kidnapping her!" Said two Goombas running in with a large box.
He got up from his throne and laughed. "HA! I knew she cared about me more than that pesky plumber! Must be a tuxedo for our wedding!"
Sure, Peach had said 'no' like, several dozen times, and that one time they had actually gotten married had nearly triggered the end of the world, but he wasn't about to let something like that stop him. Like when his koopalings turned the kings of the mushroom worlds into animals and stole their wands as a distraction to kidnap her again. She was just playing hard to get.
Bowser tore open the box. A jeweled-wand on a jack-in-the-box like spring popped out and blasted the koopa king, turning him to clay.
The 'Goombas' threw off their costumes, revealing themselves to be toads. "That was too easy!" Said Captain Toad.
"I'll get Bowser, you get the warp whistle!" Toadette said as she grabbed hold of Bowser. Capt